Malcolm Turnbull

Malcolm Turnbull

Greedy multi-millionaire Malcolm Turnbull is this electoral season’s Ramsay Bolton, despised by all and without doubt destined for an ugly downfall. As the figurehead of Rupert Murdoch‘s Liberal National Patriarchy, Turnbull is most famous for stabbing Tony Abbott in the back to steal his crown Prime Ministership during the 2015 LNP leadership debacle, then continuing to implement all of Abbott’s tabled policies in his ‘new’ regime. Turnbull’s interests have since been limited to the basic LNP mantra: take from the poor, to give to my über-rich buddies.

Turnbull was also one of the ego-maniacal ministers that cost Australia uncountable billions of dollars and man-hours by supporting Murdoch’s none-too-subtle attempts to keep Aussie plebs in a technological dark age for another 40 years by derailing the implementation of the National Broadband Network (to sell fucking newspapers!).

Indeed, the only notable distinction between Tony Abbott and Malcolm Turnbull is that Australia has discovered the millions of dollars Turnbull is hiding overseas. It’s important to point out that there’s not necessarily anything illegal about a country’s prime minister secretly hoarding millions of dollars in offshore accounts with suspect law firms, just as it isn’t necessarily illegal for that same person to use his position to give himself tax breaks while slashing support for the country’s most vulnerable and underprivileged.

This dangerous Turnbull cocktail should really be left un-drunk. Another few hits of this and most Australians will find themselves living in a barren, Orwellian wasteland, while Turnbull and his cronies scarf down brioche.

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