Chris Shortis

Chris Shortis

Chris Shortis is a fundamentalist Christian extremist who styles himself after villains in B grade actions movies.

Contrary to what would be expected of a self-described Christian minister, Chris Shortis doesn’t use his religious evangelism to promote Jesus or the values that supposedly make Christianity less dangerous than Islam. He’s exactly what is expected from the UPF’s ignorant, racist idiots, spewing hateful stupidity out at every chance.

Like all unstable religious extremists, Chris Shortis may be very dangerous and should be treated with caution.

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