John Wilkinson

“Farmer John” Wilkinson is a rambling idiot from the United Patriots Front.

John Wilkinson is famous for spreading obvious lies about a fight he started (and lost) in July 2015 on the orders of UPF leader Liz Carlsen. While trying to hide his identity (presumably to lower the chances of his being found and charged for starting fights), John Wilkinson was often seen heaping praise on himself in third person, stopping just short of calling himself a hero.

John Wilkinson wondering why the media reports facts about the extremist violence of him and his associates instead of his lies
John Wilkinson wondering why the media reports facts about the extremist violence of him and his associates instead of his lies

An extremist who has reputedly called for terror attacks such as the burning of mosques, John Wilkinson is one of the more concerning members of the UPF’s hysterical leadership.

Like most racists, John Wilkinson doesn’t like to be called one. The Hate Farmer tries to explain his racist views away, but, again, like most racists, he is much too simple for complicated intellectual tasks such as understanding the English language.

As John Wilkinson puts it:

 

I drive a Toyota. Does that make me racist? It’s made in Japan.

 

John Wilkinson should be considered dangerous. He is often found wandering the streets with a posse of extremely violent thugs (such as the especially dangerous Liz Carlsen) that he hides behind for protection when he starts fights.

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Threat level
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Location:       Koonoomoo

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